Posted 1 day ago

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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Posted 1 day ago

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes)

Posted 1 day ago

Happy Birthday Hermione!

Posted 2 days ago
I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.
Unknown (via tall)
Posted 3 days ago

hopeydopey526:

we-ownthesky:

walkerflexxasranger:

yunggawdess:

bile100:

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

THE WORLD IS ABUNDANT

OMG!!!!!

My heart!!!

the is the most precious lil baby in the world man

omg

faith in humanity restored

Posted 3 days ago

misscasskeyholder:

Sometimes I get this very primal urge to relinquish my control. To be tied up, pinned down, spanked mercilessly, fucked hard, and forced to cum repeatedly.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
She scares the hell out of me and calms my soul at the same time. Maybe that’s what love is — a total contradiction that somehow balances out.
Tammara Webber, Where You Are (via quotethat)
Posted 3 days ago

Sometimes we hold hands when we fuck

because we can be as rough as we want
with each other’s bodies

but me holding your hand is my way of reminding you

that I’m nothing but gentle with your heart.

but actually (via 13suckmyass)

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Posted 3 days ago

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

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Posted 3 days ago

Cosima “The Hot One” Niehaus

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Posted 4 days ago

themindofmclfy:

cleophatrajones:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

recording songs off the radio was disastrous

damn

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

f-ftw:

leo-is-my-sign:

ellenwoulddoit:

remember this

i will never not reblog this

Hahaha seriously though

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Posted 4 days ago

Beautiful Faces | Alia Shawkat

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